Tay Zonday chills with the hos

What a finale we have today, kids.

Forget Chris Crocker or the Star Wars Kid. Today I bring you a prime example of how doing something dumb on the Internet can make you rich.

Cadbury Schweppes Americas Beverages just created a music video featuring Tay Zonday and rapper Mista Johnson for their new Cherry Chocolate Diet Dr. Pepper. What’s the name of the song, you ask? Well, it’s “Cherry Chocolate Rain,” of course.

The video has all the things you’d want in a good parody rap video - bling, bitches, slo-mo chocolate, fish eye shots of Tay’s big ol’ mouth, and TRS-80 computers. Funny stuff.

That’s NaBloPoMo 2007 for me, and I am outta here.